Friday, June 19, 2015

Shh! Funkiness in progress.

Do you live in the San Francisco area? Well, here's an idea: why not play hooky from work on Tuesday and come down to the SF Public Library's main branch, where I will be appearing in conversation with Arts Librarian Moazzam Sheikh--no slouch on the subject of Indian cinema himself--on the topic of all things Funky Bollywood. The event will be taking place in the Koret Auditorium, which is located on the library's lower lever, and runs from 3:30 to 5:30pm.

The more highbrow among you might frown upon the notion of such a monument to literacy and learning as the SFPL hosting an event like this, but clearly the folks there recognize my book Funky Bollywood as a gateway to the classics.

Come on down. You might learn something.

Thursday, June 18, 2015

An offender of another gender


If you listened to Wednesday's all-girl episode of Pop Offensive, you know that proximity to all that raw feminine charisma left the men of Pop Offensive somewhat addled. For starters, Jeff made a dramatic late entrance, grasping the mike away from a young pretender to his throne. And yours truly, still recovering from my whirlwind trip to Southern California, found himself unable to hold up to Jeff's usual torrent of cryptic exclamations and non sequiturs. Still, we were able to hold things together enough to deliver up an exquisite selection of sounds, combining acts as diverse as the Ronettes, the Runaways, Francoise Hardy, and the Belle Stars into one united chorus of estrogen enriched awesomeness. If you missed it, your in luck; because the podcast version has just been posted over at the Pop Offensive archives. The complete playlist for the episode is also available on the Pop Offensive Facebook page.

By the way, this last marks the end of our experiment in bi-monthly episodes, at least for the time being. If you want it to be otherwise, it might help if you let us know how much you missed us when we come back.

Wednesday, June 17, 2015

Pop Offensive is tonight!


Tonight, Pop Offensive ups the estrogen levels with its first all-girl extravaganza. Be sure not to miss what is likely to be our best episode yet. You can either stream it live from the 9th Floor Radio website starting at 7pm PT, or download it later from the Pop Offensive archives. Tweet us to tell us how much you love us at @PopOffRadio.

Monday, June 15, 2015

Funky Bollywood: The Podcast!


Last Saturday's Funky Bollywood event at San Diego's Digital Gym Cinema was all kinds of swell. What started out as a simple Q & A session between me and my esteemed fellow MOSS-er Miguel Rodriguez quickly evolved into a lively discussion involving most of a very engaged audience, many of whom contributed interesting and informative comments of their own. If you wish you had been there, you're in luck--because Miguel has just posted the audio recording of the event as the latest episode of his Horrible Imaginings podcast (formerly known as Monster Island Resort). You can listen to it here.

Sunday, June 14, 2015

On this week's Pop Offensive: Girls! Girls! Girls!


"Girls can't rock", once opined a budding philosopher, mere moments before having a spiked heel launched decisively into his groin area. These days, that the opposite of that statement is the case is so obvious that to offer proof of same would be superfluous. Yet, Jeff Heyman and I, being as much fans of clueless redundancy as we are of female music artists, propose to do just that. 

Join us this Wednesday, July 17th, as we treat you to a "no boys allowed" set brimming with girl groups, girl bands, ye ye girls, Japanese idols, soul divas, new wave vixens, and female singer-songwriters who defy the waifish stereotype. It all starts at 7pm PT, streaming live from 9thfloorradio.com. As always, Ladies are admitted free.

Tuesday, June 9, 2015

Who Killed Captain Alex (Uganda, 2010)


Due to the amount of Internet buzz already surrounding Ugandan zero-budget action director Isaac Nabwana (aka Nabwana I.G.G.), I was tempted to avoid writing about him altogether. I eventually caved, though, because it became clear to me that I will likely be writing about Nabwana for many years to come and with growing frequency. With the increasing accessibility of digital technology making it easier than ever for filmmakers of even the most limited means and abilities to produce a professional quality product, it now falls to the poorest of nations to provide the scrappy, seat-of-the-pants style filmmaking that fans of B and pulp cinema thrive upon. Thus has Africa become the last refuge of true cult cinema, with Nabwana's Ramon Studios, located in the Ugandan slum of Wakaliga, enthusiastically leading the charge.

Of course, the nascent film industries of both Nigeria and Ghana have also pumped their share of trashy genre films into the market. But what Nabwana brings to the table is ambition of a level so inverse to his means as to seem heroic. Symptomatic of this is his dedication to the action genre, where conspicuous consumption is the rule of the day. Faced with the need for greater and greater explosions--a circumstance that would send other filmmakers to their backers with cap in hand--Nabwana instead sees an opportunity to explore even further the limits of some very primitive computer graphics software.


Nabwana’s Who Killed Captain Alex, shot in 2010 for a budget of roughly $200, has become something of a flagship for “Wakaliwood” cinema, owing both to its success at home and it becoming a viral sensation upon its release to YouTube this past April. It concerns a Ugandan Special Forces unit—lead by Kakule Wilson as the titular Captain Alex , “Uganda’s best soldier”—who sets up camp in Wakaliga with the goal of eliminating the Tiger Mafia, a paramilitary style drug gang lead by crazy-eyed crime lord Richard (Sserunya Ernest). When a jungle skirmish between the crooks and commandos leads to Alex and his men taking Richard’s brother prisoner, Richard sends his minions forth to kidnap Alex. Before this can be accomplished, however, Alex is mysteriously murdered in his bed, leading to both the gang and the soldiers launching separate investigations into the crime—albeit for very different reasons.

As action movie plots go, the idea of having two opposing sides doing battle while at the same time trying to solve the same crime is a fairly novel one. But the real novelty of Who Killed Captain Alex is in its inclusion of “audio joker” VJ Emmie, who provides loud offscreen commentary throughout the film, like a kind of cinematic hype man (just think of the shouty narrator from the trailer for the Ghanaian movie 2016 and imagine him doing that for an entire film). This ranges from excited exhortations (“Action! Action!”, “Expect the unexpectable!”), to helpful reminders (“you are watching Who Killed Captain Alex”), to pointing out changes of scene, (“Back at the Tiger Mafia base…”), to fart noises, to MST3K-style jokes at the film’s expense.


This last serves a couple of purposes. For one, it deflects mockery of the film by beating potential hecklers to the punchline. But it also gives us some idea of what watching Who Killed Captain Alex with a Ugandan audience might be like—and clues us in to the fact that the intended audience for these films might not take them as seriously as some of us might assume they do. This further serves as snark-repellent--because what fun is there in condescending to a B movie without the assumed existence of a gullible audience who takes it completely in earnest? Indeed, it may be those who regard a film like Captain Alex with a kind of “WTF” incredulity who are the real rubes.

VJ Emmie’s excited commentary often gives expression to national pride, informing us that Captain Alex is “Uganda’s first non-stop action movie” and at times just yelling “UGANDA!”. In a scene where a woman is being tortured by the Tiger Mafia, he jokes that she was “caught watching Nollywood movies” (and, indeed, I’m sure there are some who would choose torture over watching 666 (Beware the End is at Hand).) And, true to his word, there is cause for pride here: The admittedly risible sight of two ColecoVision helicopters doing battle over Kampala becomes indescribably thrilling when watched with the knowledge that Nabwana composed those effect on computers that he built himself from junk components.


Yet before we can be dazzled by such spectacle—and in the name of “non-stop action”—new combatants must be introduced. The first of these is Captain Alex’s brother, described as the “Ugandan Bruce Lee” or “Bruce U”, who comes to Wakaliga and asks to be included in the investigation of his brother’s death. The second is the unit’s new commander, who also proves to be no slouch in the kung fu department. Wakaliga being something of a hub of kung fu enthusiasm in Uganda, both of these men prove to have some legitimate skills—and Nabwana films their fights with a commendable eye toward legibility and visible cause and effect. One could easily think of a few vastly better paid Hollywood action auteurs who could learn from him.

Captain Alex ends with a prolonged pitched battle between both forces that is rife with CG blood spray and explosions. This was reportedly filmed in one two hour shoot that took place on the eve of the film’s release in Uganda. Despite the gory fx, the reckless enthusiasm and barely concealed joy of the participants gives it the feel of a backyard game of "war" played by a bunch of sugar-amped pre-teens. Of course, I mean that as a compliment; the exultant love of filmmaking that is apparent throughout Who Killed Captain Alex is nothing if not infectious. By the time it’s over, we don’t even care that no one has bothered to solve its titular mystery.


Of course, Who Killed Captain Alex bears some similarities to genre films coming out of Nigeria and Ghana—the shot-on-video look, the crude effects, the amateur actors. Yet Nabwana clearly intends for his work to be more than just a tributary into the larger body of African action cinema, as there are also some shrewd differences. The film boasts a brisk running time that contrasts pleasingly with the three hour-plus gab fests of woods Nolly and Golly, while being refreshingly free of those films’ Christian evangelicism. Nabwana also exhibits a wily understanding of social media and internet marketing (not to mention a brand savvy self-awareness resemblant of The Asylum and Troma), and clearly has an eye toward the Western market.

Indeed, I think it can be said that, with Captain Alex, Nabwana is forcing African genre cinema toward the next step in its evolution. From where I’m standing, the transition will be one that is very exciting to behold.

Tonight! The 4DK Monthly Movie Shout Down chomps down on CRUEL JAWS.


As Nick Lowe said, sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind. That, of course, has nothing to do with Cruel Jaws, a flagrant Jaws rip-off that even director Bruno Mattei, director of Rats: Night of Terror, was embarrassed to put his name on.

Of course, embarrassment on anyone's part has never deterred the Shout Down Crew from diving into even the murkiest waters of world cinema. And so we gather tonight to sharpen our teeth on this notorious turkey of the sea. The 'fun" starts at 6pm PT, when you can join us on Twitter, using the hashtag #4DKMSD, to add your voice to the great lamentation that will surely follow.

Here's a link to the full movie. (Don't mind the Japanese subtitles. And be sure to roll through the ad at the beginning before start time.)

Sunday, June 7, 2015

This Saturday: Funky Bollywood comes to San Diego!


That's right, folks; it's time for me to take my show on the road, flacking the magical healing properties of my book Funky Bollywood: The Wild World of 1970s Action Cinema from city to city until I get run out of town by an angry mob. First stop: San Diego, California, where I will be engaging in an informative chat with my good friend Miguel Rodriguez--he of the Monster Island Resort Podcast and the Horrible Imaginings Film Festival--at the Digital Gym Cinema. When is it? Why, this coming Saturday, June 13th, starting at 8pm.

In addition to some interesting talk, this event will also include a funky assortment of film clips and, of course, copies of Funky Bollywood for sale that I will be happy to sign whether you want me to or not. This is a free event, so if you live in San Diego or thereabouts, you'll need a really good excuse for not showing up. Hope to see you there.

Tuesday: Just when you thought it was safe to come back to the Shout Down


The 4DK Monthly Movie Shout Down returns Tuesday with Cruel Jaws. If you've already pegged that as being a shitty Jaws rip-off, you're half right; The fact is that it is a shitty Jaws rip-off directed by the notorious Bruno Mattei (working under the pseudonym of William Snyder), meaning that it will most likely be positively ground-breaking in its shittiness.

As with last month's feature, I have not seen this film before, which means that I will be unlocking the full potential of social media by discovering it live and in real time on Twitter. And you can to! Simply join us on Twitter this Tuesday, June 9th. at 6pm PT and, using the hashtag #4DKMSD, comment along with me and the rest of the Shout Down crew as we learn just how cruel a film can be.

Reluctant? Skeptical? Frightened? I'm sure this trailer will change your mind.

Friday, June 5, 2015

If thy pop offend thee...


On this past Wednesday's Pop Offensive, Jeff Heyman and I once again presented our utopian vision of a world united by hummable melodies and catchy choruses, surveying the pop music output of countries as far flung as Greece, Switzerland, India, Mexico, and New Zealand. If you'd like to hear it for yourself, the episode is now available for streaming here from the 9th Floor Radio website. For those of you who'd like to experience the episode as a sort of aural listicle, the complete playlist is now available at the Pop Offensive Facebook Page.

Now, with the near-perfection of episode #14 behind us, it is time to look forward to #15, which will be the last of our two month spate of bi-weekly installments (for the time being, at least). We're going to celebrate the occasion by making this one our all girl spectacular, meaning that, for the better part of two hours, we are going to be playing nothing but girl groups, girl bands, and girl singers of every stripe, from ye ye to Japanese idols and beyond. It will be a strictly "no men allowed" affair--with, of course, the exception of the two crusty, middle-aged ones who will be spinning the discs for you. I can tell you with all honestly that I feel this will be the best episode of Pop Offensive ever. I beg you, for your own sake, not to miss it.

Friday's best pop song ever