The “Don Van Vliet memorial ‘titles for Captain Beefheart songs that never were’” Award goes to:
cameltoe jetset
(1st runner up)
bomb making sexy drug ape killer
The “Insanity + typos + horniness = this” award goes to:
hideen shower espy flagrant of onanism
The “Really?” award goes to:
bob christo sex scene
The “I don’t know whether to laugh, cry, or call the FBI” award goes to:
haw to kill my bose
The “I meant 'tard' as in TARDIS” award goes to:
how much does it cost to teleport to 12 dimension space rapture
(Tied with)
thing to know if you get teleported to accident rome
The “I desperately hope this exists” award goes to:
Hallooween costumes sultan rahi
The “What were you thinking, wait, don’t answer that” award goes to:
belly dancers pretending to die
The “International Studies” award goes to:
what pill in the Philippines can instantly kill
The “not that there’s anything wrong with that” award goes to:
feline gayness
And, finally, the coveted “WTF, celebrity edition” award goes to:
hugh hefner from batman dies
I was also very pleased to see other bloggers and webmasters contributing their own entries, among which were some real gems, including…
Tars Tarkas: kill the lady with a mokey hand
Cinema Chaat: permed hair 2010
Memsaabstory: the internet site http://memsaabstory.wordpress.com
[Which, when you think about it, is like pulling into a gas station and asking for directions to that versy same gas station. Brilliant!]
The Horror!?: impressive mediocrity
Keep searching for the stars, everybody! Tweet you next year.
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6 comments:
You get way better search terms that I do.
I am in awe of the lifestyle and/or mental state of whoever typed "things to know if I get teleported to ancient rome" into google.
I am...proud?...to have the stupidest searcher looking for my blog (although come to think of it, it may well have been my computer illiterate mother).
Ben: Yeah, who knew all this teleporting was going on out there? Makes me feel pretty pedestrian.
Memsaab: You should be proud indeed. And, yes, I suspect that a lot of these searches were concocted by the very young or the very old. Still, funny.
Damn job, keeping me from important projects. I must scurry off to look up my own, though it is hard to imagine that 1) I will get anything nearly as good as yours and 2) anything will top "really cool pic of Salman Khan on a bike" from a few years ago.
And were you able to deliver upon that request?
Sadly no. Though if I ever do find such a thing - and I have little doubt it exists, even though "really cool" is so complicatedly relative - I will post it posthaste.
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