Moti from Mard
Skill Set: Telepathy, Terpsichore, bomb-making, whistling, peeing on Bob Christo's head.
It almost seems unfair to the rest to include Moti in this competition. Because just as Mard, in all its sweaty hyper-masculinty, comes across like a masala film on steroids, Moti himself seems like some kind of insanely supercharged version of your typical Bollywood anipal. Not only does he perform more than his share of canine derring-do, but he also proves himself adept at comical mugging and even dancing. When you consider all of that, it's surprising that Manmohan Desai didn't just go for broke and picturize a song on him, too. Ah, the missed opportunity! Even so, I'm fairly certain that, if we had ever seen an instance of Mohammed Aziz's dulcet tones emanating from a dog's mouth, it would have been Moti's.