Saturday, July 14, 2012

4DK in The Times of India

Back in January, when I wrote the post Indian Superhero Roll Call, I knew that it was the most important thing that I had ever written. For that reason, I haven't been all that surprised to see it take on something of a life of its own. Its latest incarnation -- fully attributed and with permission, of course -- is as a companion piece to an article titled Amitabh in Pink Tights: India's First Superhero in the weekend edition of the Times of India. If you missed it the first time around -- or would simply like to revisit it -- the online version can be found here. Those wanting the whole story will have to wait for my upcoming memoir, Game Changer: How I Wrote Indian Superhero Roll Call.

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Dara Singh 1928 - 2012


Dammit, this week has sucked.

Just days after I reported on the sad passing of Dolphy comes the news that Indian stunt film legend Dara Singh has also left us. No eulogy this time; I'll just let the sheer volume of verbiage I've devoted to this man over the past years testify to my affection. Suffice it to say that I am very sad.

King Kong (1962) [at Teleport City]
Awara Abdulla (1963)
Faulad (1963)
Aaya Toofan (1964)
Hercules (1964)
Samson (1964)
Boxer (1965)
Tarzan Comes to Delhi (1965)
Tarzan & King Kong (1965)
Lootera (1965)
Trip to Moon (1967) [at Teleport City]
The Thief of Baghdad (1968)
Chalbaaz (1969)
Ram Bharose (1977)

I also suggest you check out some of the fine writing my friends Memsaab and Tars Tarkas have done about Dara, as well as the episode of The Infernal Brains podcast that Tars and I devoted to him back in May of lasts year.

Rest in peace, big guy.

Vive La France (Gall)

Over at Teleport City, I’ve put on my music crit hat once again to review the new RPM compilation Made In France: France Gall’s Baby Pop. The collection puts a lot of emphasis on the work that Gall, one of the youngest stars to come out of the French “Yeh Yeh Girl” craze of the mid 60s, did with Serge Gainsbourg -- so, yes, the dirty song about the lollipop is on there. But, as I try to make clear, there was a lot more to her than that. In fact, I’d put France Gall just behind my beloved Francoise Hardy among my favorites in the Yeh Yeh genre. Check it out, si vous plait.

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Dolphy 1928 - 2012

It’s a sad day in the Philippines today, as the nation mourns the passing of screen comedian Rodolfo “Dolphy” Quizon, one of its most beloved entertainers. The freeze dried lump that in this rare instance may be recognizable as 4DK’s heart goes out to them and to all who are affected by his loss.

Dolphy has taken up a fair share of my attention since I first started writing this blog, and not just because so much of his work falls so squarely within my chosen beat. The world of international genre cinema, I’ve learned, is rife with terrible comedy, and so it is that I can’t help but respond with deep gratitude to a comic performer like Dolphy, whom not only do I not hate, but I actually even “get” on some level. Any attempt on my part to pinpoint why that is would end up paraphrasing this paragraph from my review of James Batman, so I’m just going to include it verbatim:

For the most part, Dolphy’s scripted dialog is painfully unfunny, but what struck me as I watched James Batman is how he comes across as being a genuinely funny guy despite that. This is conveyed mostly through what appear to be throwaway bits of physical improv — such as when, as Batman, he follows a pre-crime-fighting snack by casually wiping his hands on Rubin’s cape — and by a genuinely quirky repertoire of mannerisms and physical gestures that make the most of his spindly frame and boney, thin-lipped countenance. I think that what really works for Dolphy is his somewhat sadsack, sour-faced demeanor, an aspect that not only serves to distance him from the goofy obviousness of the humor he’s perpetrating, but also provides a contrast to the type of desperate, googly-eyed antics so often seen in cinematic comic relief characters from this period.
I’d also add that I found something deliciously subversive in Dolphy’s trademark parodies of iconic Western pop archetypes, especially given the traditionally heavy influence of American pop culture upon that of the Islands. In his mischievously irreverent takes on totems like Batman and James Bond, you get a sense of Dolphy wrestling with those figures to draw forth from them something that is both uniquely his own and also uniquely Filipino -- a rejection of their face value that comes across as at once delightfully bratty and subtly heroic.

Some reviews of Dolphy’s films for your perusal:

James Batman (at Teleport City)

Napoleon Doble and the Sexy Six

Genghis Bond: Agent 1-2-3

Sunday, July 8, 2012

Cehennemde Senlik Var (Turkey, 1970)


Cehennemde Senlik Var (which translates to something like “It’s Festival Time in Hell”) is an action film in the classic Turkish pulp style, a never ending pursuit that frequently degenerates into a reckless running brawl. Star Yilmaz Koksal plays Ali, a verdantly mustached master thief who runs afoul of a murderous gang lead by Erol Tas, The Deathless Devil’s Dr. Satan himself. It’s a noirish scenario presented as a frothy thrill ride in the James Bond mold, with Ali more the rakish thrill seeker than haunted antihero. This particular branch of world cinema, after all, has as little use for antiheroes as it does for good guys and bad. There are only hard men and harder ones, and, as Ali demonstrates again and again, he is very, very good with the knife, the gun, and the fist. (Though mostly the knife, as it turns out.)

With Cehennemde, director Cetin Inanc demonstrates that the crude magic of the Turkish genre trade was still well with him as the 70s dawned, displaying all of the tricks that he learned in the 60s at the knee of master Yilmaz Atadeniz and then some. The film’s pacing is nothing short of incessant, with Inanc pulling out just enough askew angles and peculiar perspectives to keep the action interesting despite its repetitive nature. Also, with the doomed affair between Ali and the wayward daughter of his nemesis (Feri Cansel, a Turkish pulp cinema mainstay who played the leather clad sidekick to the title character in Inanc’s earlier Iron Claw the Pirate), he provides a surprising, if ever so slight, hint of tragic romanticism, as if we’re watching a wildly under-cranked version of They Live By Night that’s propelled forward by sucker punches and roundhouse kicks.


Like a lot of Turkish films of its type, Cehennemde fascinates by virtue of its very repetitiveness. Watching it, one can’t help but wonder if or when it will ever wind itself down, or if its seemingly endless cycle of running, fighting, capturing and torturing will somehow manage to perpetuate itself into eternity. As a result, its star, Koksal, becomes after a point little more than a careening battle top, his whirling limbs dealing out blows to an inexhaustible supply of similarly mustached, shades sporting goons. Goons to which, I might add, Koksal himself bears few distinguishing traits. Though displaying many of the hallmarks of Inanc's and Atadniz's costumed hero films of the 60s, Cehennemde, by eschewing the use of a masked protagonist, forefronts its emphasis on movement for its own sake even more. Why, after all, would you want to clutter things up with fantasies of transformation and dramas of concealed identities when there are multi-party shootouts, foot chases and fist fights to be attended to?

It probably no longer needs pointing out, but I nonetheless feel duty bound to report that the James Bond vibe here, as so often before, comes courtesy of John Barry himself, via his unwitting contribution of generous swaths from his score to On Her Majesty's Secret Service. Ali even gets to be heralded by the 007 theme itself, although his character displays considerably less of that iconic master spy's trademark suavity than his less celebrated thuggishness. Granted, the film's lack of subtitles prevented me from appraising the smoothness of Ali's pillow talk, but his zeal for smacking women across the chops translated all too clearly -- although this could also be said to be an occupational hazard for anyone getting within arms length of one who is so obviously a tireless punching and knifing machine.


Cehennemde Senlik Var careens to an end at a neatly rounded hour mark, and this not because, to my eye, anything was substantially missing from the version I watched. I instead think that, like it's protagonist, it simply ran out of places to run to. And in this I think it sets an admirable example for contemporary filmmakers, at a time when those films that most seem like they should be seventy minutes long -- be they cartoonish action spectacles or comic book adaptations outright -- are those most likely to stretch toward the three hour mark. By contrast, Cehennemde Senlik Var speaks to my need for thrills while respecting both my bladder and my nervous system, and for that I think it deserves an at least cordial tip of the hat.

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

The Infernal Brains Podcast, Episode 12


Durian Dave of Soft Film and his impeccable Mandarin pronunciation return to The Infernal Brains for a spirited discussion of the goddess Pearl Cheung Ling. It turns out that Dave, Tars Tarkas and I had a lot to say about Pearl -- so much so that the episode had to be divided into two parts, with Part II to be posted in a couple of weeks. But for now, please enjoy Part I: Down the Rabbit Hole with Pearl Cheung Ling. As always, you can either download the podcast here or watch it accompanied by a captivating parade of images below:

The Robo Vampire Tweet-along: Can you PROVE that it didn't happen?


I'd like to say on behalf of the Mysterious Order of the Skeleton Suit that we honestly didn't mean to break Twitter with our tweet-along to Godfrey Ho's Robo Vampire this past Sunday. Yet that sadly seems to have been the case. What else could explain the fact that #RoboVampire was listed as one of the site's top five trending topics for a number of hours afterward, leading us to greedily try to continue the streak by tweeting any random nonsense incorporating that hashtag that we could think of?

Truly, the Internet is an evil place. And as further proof, here is the full transcript of the tweet-along, just posted over at the official M.O.S.S. website:

ROBO VAMPIRE: THE TWEET-ALONG

Enjoy.

ADDENDUM: Over at the blog of San Diego's KPBS, M.O.S.S. agent Miguel Rodriguez of Monster Island Resort has written a column detailing the whole sordid affair.

Friday, June 29, 2012

Robo Vampire: Not half bad

Credit is due to my fellow internet film writers, who have been so consistent and effective in communicating the awfulness of producer Tomas Tang’s films that I have thus far avoided seeing any of them. Sadly, though, what the internets giveth so shall they bla bla bla -- and thus my long, Tang-free idyll is scheduled to come to a messy end this Sunday, thanks to the intervention of my fellow agents from the Mysterious Order of the Skeleton Suit. Starting at 6pm PST on that dark day, we will be partaking in the second official MOSS watch and tweetalong -- a follow-up to our spine chilling group dissection of Magic Lizard back in March -- the subject of which is Ho’s 1988 shit show Robo Vampire.

Want to join us? You bet you do! The film is available on YouTube, as well as any number of public domain DVD releases (my personal choice of poison will be the version found in Mill Creek’s "Sci Fi Invasion" 50 Movie Pack), and, to tweet along, one need only use the Twitter hashtag #robovampire. Don’t “robo” yourself (see what I did there?) of this unique opportunity to be simultaneously annoyed by both a terrible movie and the attempts of an international assortment of drunken shut-ins to be clever on the internet. You will (not) be sorry!

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Hit the North!

Just posted over at Teleport City is my review of the recent Charly Records compilation Up All Night!: 56 Northern Soul Classics. A must read for soul rebels, hop heads, rug cutters, wearers of winklepickers, mods, and, hell, even rockers if everyone just behaves themselves. Check it out, why don’t you?