Thursday, September 5, 2019

Friday's best pop song ever

3 comments:

Tom Cruise (listening to a new recording) said...

Your mission Ethan, should you choose to accept it (although in this case i think the second half of that classic phrase was totally unnecessary if you get my drift ! ! !), is to have your knob squashed and squeezed between the 17 year-old Pauline Hickeys astonishingly perfect tits for 3 hours non-stop and then unload literally 2 pints of spunk all over those truly unbelievable knockers, good luck Ethan. By the way, This time the secretary most definitely will not REPEAT NOT disavow any knowledge of your actions because he desperately wants to do the same thing to the 17 year-old Pauline Hickey as well ! ! !.

THIS TAPE WILL NOT SELF-DESTRUCT IN 5 SECONDS BECAUSE IT WANTS TO TIT-FUCK THE 17 YEAR-OLD PAULINE HICKEY.

Todd said...

Pure comic genius, unbelievably hilarious, and absolutely brilliant. By the way, i desperately want to tit-fuck the 17 year-old Pauline Hickey as well, that bird was totally beyond belief.

Benjamin Netanyahu said...

I desperately want to perform literally every imaginable, conceivable and possible sex-act in the known universe with the 17 year-old Pauline Hickey from 1985. 34 years ago that amazing mega-titted beauty was THE most staggeringly unbelievable and mind-bogglingly incredible bird i`ve EVER seen, the bird was completely beyond belief.