Past Misdeeds: Blood Moon (2014)
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*This is a re-run with only the slightest of edits, so please don’t ask me
what the heck I was thinking when I wrote any given entry into this
section.*
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"I wonder what astonishing gift the Gods of Olympus will bestow onto me for helping them to restore the empire to its former glory?"
"Spartacus, you will receive THE greatest prize in the entire history of the universe, the 17 year-old Pauline Hickey from 1985, and you will have your knob squashed between her astoundingly perfect tits for all eternity!"
"I`m looking for Ike Clanton, anybody knows where he is they better tell me now"
"Hes upstairs Wyatt, tit-fucking the 17 year-old Pauline Hickey from 1985"
"Being the star of a classic like Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid was indeed an honour and i think the ONLY thing i would`ve exchanged the entire experience for would`ve been if i could`ve tit-fucked the truly stunning Pauline Hickey in 1985, having my knob squashed and squeezed between arguably THE most unbelievably incredible knockers of all-time and then unloading literally half-a-pint of spunk all over those amazing tits would`ve admittedly been infinitely superior to anything that Sam Peckinpah ever had to offer"
"Of all the bars in all the towns in all the world i wish the 17 year-old Pauline Hickey from 1985 would walk into mine", "The world will always welcome massive knockers as time goes by"
"In 1985 Pauline Hickeys tits were - THE STUFF THAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF"
"Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you`re my only hope, i must find the 17 year-old Pauline Hickey from 1985 because i desperately want to spend an entire year tit-fucking her incredible knockers"
"Use the force Luke and you`ll be spunking all over that stunning birds astonishing tits for the next 10,000 years non-stop 24 hours a day ! ! !"
Dave: "Open pod-bay doors please Hal"
Hal:9000: "I`m sorry Dave i cant do that because i`m too busy having my knob squashed between Pauline Hickeys amazing tits"
"I`ve seen things you people wouldn`t believe - LIKE PAULINE HICKEYS TITS ! ! !"
"Once upon a midnight dreary, while i pondered weak and weary, suddenly there came a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. `Tis the 17 year-old Pauline Hickey from 1985 i muttered, so i let the bird in and buggered and tit-fucked her senseless"
"Major, you dont have to question whether my orders are right or not from now on, we`ll assume it OK!". BTW, dont bother me anymore today cos` i`m gonna` spend the rest of the evening tit-fucking the 17 year-old Pauline Hickey from 1985"
"Give me the 17 year-old Pauline Hickey from 1985, I BEG OF YOU ! ! !"
"The only possible experience more legendary and mythical than landing on the moon would`ve been if i could`ve tit-fucked the 17 year-old Pauline Hickey in 1985"
"I`m gonna` step off the lander now because the 17 Year-old Pauline Hickey from 1985 is waiting for me", "THATS ONE UNBELIEVABLY PERFECT PAIR OF INCREDIBLE KNOCKERS THAT I INTEND TO TIT-FUCK NON-STOP 24 HOURS A DAY FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR ! ! !"
"You fucking lucky bastard"
Rose Lavelle isn`t just a great player and goal scorer. The little darlin` also looks just like a beautifully pale complexioned, sweet, charming, magical, fawn-like, fairy-like, pixie-like, elf-like, lovely, cuddly, fluffy, wittle bunny wabbit. (Thats when shes not cheating by diving in the 18 yard-box when she hasn`t even been fouled to try to con the ref and VAR into to giving her an unfair PK of course!).
"Is this the end of Rico ?,-----I sure as hell hope not because i`ve yet to tit-fuck the 17 year-old Pauline Hickey from 1985 ! ! !"
Cody Jarrett: "Made it ma, i finally got my willy squashed between the 17 year-old Pauline Hickeys amazing knockers"
Ma Jarrett: "Great Cody, now make sure you unload a gallon of spunk all over those astonishing jugs, only then will the tit-fuck be joyously complete"
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