Thursday, August 22, 2019

Friday's best pop song ever

18 comments:

Kirk Douglas said...

"I wonder what astonishing gift the Gods of Olympus will bestow onto me for helping them to restore the empire to its former glory?"

"Spartacus, you will receive THE greatest prize in the entire history of the universe, the 17 year-old Pauline Hickey from 1985, and you will have your knob squashed between her astoundingly perfect tits for all eternity!"

Burt Lancaster said...

"I`m looking for Ike Clanton, anybody knows where he is they better tell me now"

"Hes upstairs Wyatt, tit-fucking the 17 year-old Pauline Hickey from 1985"

James Coburn said...

"Being the star of a classic like Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid was indeed an honour and i think the ONLY thing i would`ve exchanged the entire experience for would`ve been if i could`ve tit-fucked the truly stunning Pauline Hickey in 1985, having my knob squashed and squeezed between arguably THE most unbelievably incredible knockers of all-time and then unloading literally half-a-pint of spunk all over those amazing tits would`ve admittedly been infinitely superior to anything that Sam Peckinpah ever had to offer"

Humphrey Bogart said...

"Of all the bars in all the towns in all the world i wish the 17 year-old Pauline Hickey from 1985 would walk into mine", "The world will always welcome massive knockers as time goes by"

Humphrey Bogart said...

"In 1985 Pauline Hickeys tits were - THE STUFF THAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF"

Luke Skywalker said...

"Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you`re my only hope, i must find the 17 year-old Pauline Hickey from 1985 because i desperately want to spend an entire year tit-fucking her incredible knockers"

Alec Guinness said...

"Use the force Luke and you`ll be spunking all over that stunning birds astonishing tits for the next 10,000 years non-stop 24 hours a day ! ! !"

Keir Dullea said...

Dave: "Open pod-bay doors please Hal"

Hal:9000: "I`m sorry Dave i cant do that because i`m too busy having my knob squashed between Pauline Hickeys amazing tits"

Rutger Hauer (as Roy Batty) said...

"I`ve seen things you people wouldn`t believe - LIKE PAULINE HICKEYS TITS ! ! !"

Edgar Allen Poe (reading from The Raven) said...

"Once upon a midnight dreary, while i pondered weak and weary, suddenly there came a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. `Tis the 17 year-old Pauline Hickey from 1985 i muttered, so i let the bird in and buggered and tit-fucked her senseless"

Nick Nolte (on the set of The Thin Red Line) said...

"Major, you dont have to question whether my orders are right or not from now on, we`ll assume it OK!". BTW, dont bother me anymore today cos` i`m gonna` spend the rest of the evening tit-fucking the 17 year-old Pauline Hickey from 1985"

CHUCKY (doing the voodoo scene) said...

"Give me the 17 year-old Pauline Hickey from 1985, I BEG OF YOU ! ! !"

Buzz Aldrin said...

"The only possible experience more legendary and mythical than landing on the moon would`ve been if i could`ve tit-fucked the 17 year-old Pauline Hickey in 1985"

Neil Armstrong said...

"I`m gonna` step off the lander now because the 17 Year-old Pauline Hickey from 1985 is waiting for me", "THATS ONE UNBELIEVABLY PERFECT PAIR OF INCREDIBLE KNOCKERS THAT I INTEND TO TIT-FUCK NON-STOP 24 HOURS A DAY FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR ! ! !"

Mission Control Houston said...

"You fucking lucky bastard"

The Spanish Team Coach said...

Rose Lavelle isn`t just a great player and goal scorer. The little darlin` also looks just like a beautifully pale complexioned, sweet, charming, magical, fawn-like, fairy-like, pixie-like, elf-like, lovely, cuddly, fluffy, wittle bunny wabbit. (Thats when shes not cheating by diving in the 18 yard-box when she hasn`t even been fouled to try to con the ref and VAR into to giving her an unfair PK of course!).

Edward G. Robinson said...

"Is this the end of Rico ?,-----I sure as hell hope not because i`ve yet to tit-fuck the 17 year-old Pauline Hickey from 1985 ! ! !"

James Cagney said...

Cody Jarrett: "Made it ma, i finally got my willy squashed between the 17 year-old Pauline Hickeys amazing knockers"

Ma Jarrett: "Great Cody, now make sure you unload a gallon of spunk all over those astonishing jugs, only then will the tit-fuck be joyously complete"