Amid a national wave of self-recrimination, Americans corrected the grave mistake they made back in November and named Slumdog Millionaire as their new president. This development comes on a day when millions of American husbands came home to the news that their wives were divorcing them to marry Slumdog Millionaire. While Slumdog Millionaire itself was unavailable for comment, Anil Kapoor could be seen jumping up and down and furiously trying to high five anyone within reach. As we eagerly await the Broadway stage version of Slumdog Millionaire, the TV series Dancing With the Slumdog Millionaire Stars, and, of course, Disney's Bombay Slum Chihuahua, all of us here at 4DK would like to welcome the benevolent dictatorship of Slumdog Millionaire. Hail, Slumdog Millionaire!