Rum, sodomy, and the lash?

Living in a town like San Francisco, you get pretty good at separating the faux from the real pirates--and Iron Claw the Pirate is no pirate. What he is is another masked hero from another thrill-a-minute slice of 1960s Turkish action cinema. But lest you should think, "Wait a minute, a Turkish action movie that's free of flagrant copyright violations?", let me assure you that the villain here is none other than that dastardly French import... Fantomas! Read my full review, just posted over at Teleport City.