Tuesday, January 11, 2011

The Cyclop-olympics

Yarghh, me cyclops!





12 comments:

  1. The last one is a Triclops!

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  2. But the lower two are vestigial and only used for "smizing".

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  3. it looks like they're all reacting to the "Two Girls, One Cup" video!...

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  4. With, conveniently, one eye less to gouge out than the rest of us.

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  5. If anyone has any favorite movie cyclopes of their own to share, they should feel free.

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  6. the cyclops in The Seventh Voyage of Sinbad:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a77pycC78Q0

    it's funny, as a child, i was annoyed by his goat legs but now i think they're adorable. i also think child me was funny.

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  7. Yeah, he really is kind of the uber movie cyclops, isn't he? I also thought of including the cyclops that Barry Prima fights in The Devil's Sword, but I liked the symmetry of this particular four.

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  8. i know. i wish i could come up with something more interesting and less predictable, but the heart loves what the heart loves.

    say, have you considered some sort of gallery at facebook? facebook was made for cyclops galleries.

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  9. I like that idea.

    In fact, didn't Rooney Mara's character mention something about cyclops galleries in one of her long-winded and withering monologues in The Social Network?

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  10. if i had known she did, i would've been far more likely to have seen The Social Network. cyclopses make almost anything better.

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