Saturday, June 26, 2010

Speak the Dr. Gori way!


Soon the Earthlings will feel my power.


Behold, all is proceeding according to plan


Your days of spoiling this green and fruitful planet
will soon be at an end.


My flying whale is perfect in every detail.


Spectreman will not win.


This time, Karis, failure will not be tolerated.


(Evil laughter)

11 comments:

  1. the best thing about the success of the Planet Of The Apes movies is that they were responsible for the inspiration for Dr. Gori, and the world is a more amusing place because of it, them and him...

    (appropriate hand gestures implied)

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  2. LOL!!!! It's Planet of the Apes meets Gentlemen Prefer Blondes!

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  3. Prof: The world is indeed a brighter place with Dr. Gori in it. Though he would have been seriously pissed off about this whole BP thing.

    Memsaab: Now I cannot shake the image of Dr. Gori's head on Marilyn Monroe's body out of my mind. Gaa!

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  4. BP would SO be getting a visit from a gorilla in a trenchcoat and fedora right about now...

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  5. i cannot believe

    i did not tell you that i love this

    because i love this.

    and soon

    i will use what i have learned here

    to rule humankind.

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